Posted by: enette | November 5, 2009

Forget Caffeine

Wasabi_peas

While covering a conference in San Francisco last week, I discovered the magic food for keeping one not only awake but super alert– wasabi peas! Forget caffeine, which gives me heart palpitations more than anything else. Popping a couple of wasabe peas will have every useful neuron in your brain shooting “wake-up” messages and bring you to a level of consciousness you’ve never been before. Try it when you’re sleepy.

P.S: Happy Birthday Sesame Street! And thank you for teaching me most everything I know!

Posted by: enette | November 4, 2009

From East to West Part 2

So as I was saying, coming to America from Singapore felt like I’d gone backwards in time. I’m going to sound like a spoilt Singaporean for the rest of this post and admittedly, I probably was at the time of the experience but please know this post isn’t a rant, it’s just a description of my initial impressions when settling into my new temporary home in Chicago.

I felt like I’d walked onto a 60s era movie set when I first saw my dorm room. I pictured my dad living there in his youth with the exact same furniture. The room was in an old building, a rarity in Singapore where a structure is torn down every 2 minutes to be replaced by a flashy new one, and if not torn down, it’s completely refurbished. Even the historical buildings look new. I exaggerate of course but it’s pretty close to the truth. A friend recently remarked that there are no gritty parts left in Singapore, everything is so clean, new and plastic. A real pity, but I digress.

Perhaps a shinier example of my culture-shock can be illustrated in the contrast between public transportation systems in the two cities. Here’s the train I was used to riding in Singapore (Photo credit to Onitsuka Yusof):

Singapore MRT

And here’s the train I had to rely on in Chicago:

Chicago el

If it’s not clear from the photos, the Chicago el was dirty, slow and broke down often. Cold This was pretty much the opposite of the Singapore MRT trains. But like I said, all these experiences were just a matter of fitting into the glove, so to speak. And fit, I did.

Posted by: enette | November 2, 2009

From East to West

NU picSo I’ve decided to do a series on my travel and adventures since leaving the tiny Island of Singapore to come to gigantic America. They will only be as detailed as my foggy memory will allow but hopefully still entertaining.

To start off, here’s a picture of me back in March of 2005 as a FOP (Fresh Off the Plane) in search of great teaching at the Medill School of Journalism at Northwestern University. The top three things that come to mind in adjusting to my new life in Chicago are:

1. The cold
2. Explaining why I speak English “so well” and …
3. Feeling like I’d gone backwards in time.

The cold. When I first got to Chicago I was constantly converting the giant Fahrenheit figures on Yahoo Weather to more reasonable Centigrade numbers so I would know I wasn’t imagining things when my fingers went numb. Going from 80-90F weather everyday of my life (except on holidays away from home) to 30-40F temperatures was no joke. I’ve since learnt to layer like crazy while avoiding too much static shock. And while I LOVE the snow, I still hate the cold. Ah, impossible wants!

My proficiency in the English Language. The first thing Americans would say to me (and still do) when they heard I was from Singapore was, “Wow! You speak such good English!”

Ugh!

A common misconception among people who don’t know a thing about Singapore is that we’re a homogenous nation of Chinese ethnics and therefore have some relation to China and by extension speak mainly Mandarin. To set the record straight, we’re in Southeast Asia, quite a distance from China and our national language is actually MALAY. That’s pronounced more like “mer-lay,” not at all like “may-lay.” The historical reason for that is, way back when Singapore was only a little fishing village, the natives were…Malay! (Also, we used to be a part of Malaysia) Anyway, our official languages are English, Mandarin, Tamil and Malay (the last three to represent the major races in Singapore, the first is thanks to our ex-colonial masters, the British).

At School, English is our first language and everything is taught in English. All my friends and I speak it at home, to each other and basically all the time. Of course, that’s only half the story and I’ll have to elaborate another time. But for now, don’t be surprised if you meet a Singaporean and they can speak “proper” English and say “cute” things like “lift” instead of “elevator.”

I’ll continue my third point in my next post. So stay tuned folks!

Posted by: enette | October 15, 2009

Last Weekend…

…in pictures (you may notice I had a bit of fun using Picnik):


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Posted by: enette | October 15, 2009

Old Friends

It started raining yesterday and the falling temperatures dragged my heavy coat out of its cosy spot in the closet. The weather people say to expect this for most of the weekend. Ugh.

Last weekend was chilly too but a visit from an old friend left me feeling nice and warm. I hadn’t seen Jing in more than 10 years but the way we greeted each other in my apartment lobby, you’d think we were room mates or something.

It was 6.30 am on Saturday morning. She’d just been through a 12-hour bus ride from Providence, RI, and I was in my pyjamas, woken from a 3-hour sleep. We hugged each other loosely, then went upstairs. She took a shower, and we both went back to bed til it was a decent time to get up.

Over the next couple of days, I took her to my favourite haunts and we ate all my favourite food (which she thankfully loved too). We met a few interesting people as well, from foreign bartenders to successful businessmen wanting some free therapy (Jing’s a psychologist).

Not having actually hung out before (we were classmates in secondary school but not very close), the trip could have gone very wrong. But it didn’t. We got along like sisters (good ones). It was a whole lot of fun and I can’t wait to hang out again. Next destination, New York City!

Here’s us on our walk to Georgetown with our morning musts for the weekend–a cup of coffee for her and a bottle of gatorade for me!
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Here’s us on our picnic by the Potomac River
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What was for lunch

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And the view…
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Posted by: enette | October 2, 2009

Attack of The Ice Monster

There is a monster living in my freezer. It inhales copious amounts of water vapour and spits it out cold and solid. The ice buries my food and leaves no room for more.

antarctica

Soon the monster’s regurgitations grow too big for the confines of my freezer and seep toward the fridge below. It means I can no longer shut my freezer door. I am moved to action.

The hair dryer cord isn’t long enough and the hot air can destroy only very little of the outermost surface of frost. It takes too long for a pot of hot water to fight the consequences of the monster.

Then it hits me: heat pot quickly without water, press firmly onto ice. The sizzling sounds and smoke eminating from the defeated solid make me feel like a superhero.

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After three hours of battling, the freezer is mine again.
El Nino

Posted by: enette | September 25, 2009

Star Spotting at The US Open

Apart from getting to watch my favourite players in action at the U.S. Open — namely these two (please excuse the poor quality of these photos, I was very, very far away and had to use the creative combination of binoculars and regular digital camera):

roger

Rafa

my annual pilgrimages to Arthur Ashe Stadium have also been rewarded by the presence of Hollywood celebrities in the audience. On a good day, they’ll also goof around for the cameras. Last year, Will Ferrell flexed his biceps for us. This year, as SexyBack played overhead, Justin Timberlake gave the thumbs up to one audience member moving to his music and when the camera panned out to another dancing tennis fan and then back to him, he gave it a palm down, “so-so” rating. It was funny.

Below are but a few of the stars I was quick enough to snap a picture of on the jumbotron. Others (who I can recall anyway) include Charlize Theron with boyfriend Stuart Townsend and Gwen Stefani.

Timberlake

Simon

Clinton

Posted by: enette | September 24, 2009

Mousecapades

mouse See the red thing in this photo? That’s the shape of a mouse hole! I was just as shocked as you are now to discover that it’s not a cute little half-oval cavity in your wall. It’s an inconspicuous gap between your air-conditioning unit (with centralised cooling and heating) and your floor.

I was sitting in bed the other night watching tv when I saw something moving through the corner of my eye. I focussed on it and saw it was a tiny gray mouse. I yelled, “Hey!” like it was a burglar or something and screamed. It looked at me for two seconds and ran back into the hole you see plugged up in that picture.

For about 10 minutes I sat up in bed, frozen, staring at the hole, my heart pounding, imagining the mouse (100 times smaller than I) on the other side of the airconditioning’s metal cover, staring back, also shaking. It was only slightly amusing.

Then I thought, “Crap! It wants my food!” So I grabbed all the snacks in my living room and put them in the fridge. After that I crawled back into bed and continued to stare at the hole. What next?

I googled mouse behaviour. The first article I came across said to block out mice with wire mesh. The closest thing to that that I had was a dishwashing sponge. When I went to get it, I found it was more like a plastic scratchy material but it had to do. So I cut it up and stuffed it into the hole to close the gap.

Now I’m working on the assumption that mice, like electric currents, always choose the path of least resistance and the mouse won’t try to push or chew it’s way back in. It’s been five days. So far so good.

Posted by: enette | September 14, 2009

You Don’t Win Friends With Salad

Wow. It’s really been a weekend full of drama, what with Kanye West’s stage crashing incident and Serena Williams’ crazy tantrum. Outside of the tv box, I encountered more.

Don’t know why but I seem to be a magnet for the insane. Nobody else I know has as many stories of crazies to tell. Sigh. Anyway, here’s something that happened Friday night on my way to New York for the Us Open men’s semi-finals:

I was seated at the back row on the BoltBus next to this really big fella. I got there first and he CHOSE to sit by me when there were tons of other seats around. I thought, “Oh crap” because he smelled bad. But whatever, it was fine until my friend Gigi called me and I picked up because I hadn’t spoken to her since she moved away two months ago and was wondering what she needed. I was planning to speak for only a short time and softly too. But while I was talking to her (hardly saying anything except for “uh huh uh huh” softly and with long pauses in between) this guy starts clearing his throat really loudly and coughing and stuff and I’m like, what the?!

So I hang up and I turn my back toward him. He gets up right after and tries to find another seat. And of course the bus is full and he comes back and asks if I will switch seats with him because his light doesn’t work. And I’m like, fine. I get his crappy seat, which is lower to the ground than mine and makes me feel kind of sick because it’s not by the window anymore and I can feel the bus move more. Ugh. Fine, whatever.

Then I fall asleep and the lady in front of me gets on the phone and that’s fine too but she gradually gets louder and louder and her conversation goes on for probably about an hour. Half an hour into it, the guy next to me starts having a freak out about it. I look at him, he looks at me, we’re both annoyed and I contemplate telling her to keep it down but what does he do? He starts coughing and clearing his throat really loudly just like he did with me and then when that doesn’t work he starts reading his book ALOUD REALLY LOUDLY so the whole bus can hear!! And so now I’m stuck in the corner of a backwards L-shape between these two crazy loud people! The woman is looking behind her bewildered but reluctant to hang up and so she wins because he starts feeling embarrassed I suppose and so stops his crazy tantrum and she continues yakking about the school she runs or something. I kind of want to lean in and ask her questions about the stuff she’s telling the other person. Hey, if u can’t beat them, join them right?! But I don’t. And I don’t tell her to keep it down either because of this and also because this past week, when I finally mustered up the courage to confront a guy I thought had his video game on too loud on the metro, I realised too late it wasn’t him. Ugh.

Posted by: enette | September 8, 2009

In The Alley

Fall has come early this year, I think. And I am grateful. In the summer it’s harder to zero in on the best food because it all smells so strongly in the heat even when tightly wrapped in those stretchy bags and stuffed in garbage cans.

When it gets cool like it is now, the smells quieten down and I can sniff out the juiciest burgers among the random bits of fruit and veggies. My fur coat is also no longer suffocating me and I can wander about carefree at night on my scavenger hunts.

It would be nice if I had a partner on those hunts though, I don’t mind sharing. But none of my kind will join me. They think because I’m big I’ll keep it all to myself. I admit I am twice their size but I am no different otherwise. I have the same dark circles around my eyes and tail. I have the same black-gloved hands like everybody else. Besides, wouldn’t I be an asset when those pesky cats come around and try to steal from us?

Sigh, rejection hurts.

The other night I was on my usual walk down an alley, enjoying the smells of leftover pizza and the like, when I saw two tall skinny girls and a dog. They were chatting with an old man, or rather the old man was talking to them when they all froze, staring at me. The dog was speechless and didn’t even bark. What?!Never seen a giant raccoon before? Seriously folks, I am NOT THAT BIG! I mean, I’m the smallest in my entire family (who sadly have all been victims of road accidents).

Anyway, after trying to win a stare down, I decided the humans and the dog weren’t worth it and I turned and walked away. Hope I don’t see them again.

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